January 2012
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fartknocker
September 2011
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that awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom...
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that awkward moment when you say something to...
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i hate pms-ing. nufff said.
August 2011
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i totally ran into a wall in front of like 10...
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i love...
that feeling in the summertime when your laying in bed at night
and the air conditioning is on full blast
making the room a little bit icy, and than you are all covered
up in a couple of soft blankets in your bed.
your body is all nice and warm but yet at the same time you
feel a comforting breeze blow across your face.
i love that peaceful feeling so incredibly much.
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people that are too cheerful constanly annoy me...
not because im not happy.
believe me i am.
but my life sure ain’t perfect.
however, when people get all happy go lucky,
and just put on a show acting like they are the
happiest person ever,
and they wont stop smiling,
and post statuses on facebook about how much they love their life
and how perfect it is
(wether it’s true or not)
IT ANNOYS ME SO BAD.
come on. you have got to...
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it really creeps me out when...
there are air vents over bathroom stalls.
makes me wonder if someone is up there creepin’
did i already say this?
maybe i did. probably cuz it really creeps me out.
does anyone else feel as creeped out as i do about this?
IMFAT :)
July 2011
22 posts
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i hate it when...
no one can clear the time left on the microwave
seriously.
that awkward moment when you run through your...
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lately i have had this problem where...
i have had
the sudden urge to wash my hands
so of course i go to the bathroom and give
my hands a good wash than all of
a sudden i have to pee!
than i say to myself wtf! i jusssttt washed my hands!
and im tooo lazy to wash them again but i really
have to pee so i do
and than i wash my stinkin’ hands again!
my gosh how inconvenient! this little
ordeal should be the other way...
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fat people shouldn't ride mopeds.
just sayin’.
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i hate it when...
my mom makes yummlicious burritos for dinner,
i got to the fridge to get the delicious sour cream,
put a huge plop of it on my burrito,
take a giant bite,
than immediately spit it out.
why you may ask?
because the freakin’ sour cream is old and expired!
AHHHRHGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The awkward moment when you don't find somebody...
i never feel like..
sleeping when i’m supposed to.
well, this is inconvenient.
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optical illusions ♥
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like this if...
your addicted to facebook like me
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i love...
those brief moments
when eye contact is made
with an attractive stranger
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heat.
is no good for sleep.
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itchy..
i really should not keep watching these youtube
videos about parasites
because now i am getting itchy all over.
and that freakin’ scares me
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why....
do we (humans) sleep with blankets/covers on at night?
i mean animals dont.
so why do we?
i suppose for my own sake i enjoy the comforting feeling they bring.
but i mean…
really who started that trend?`
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it really creeps me out when...
there are air vents above bathroom stalls.
just sayin.
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fattie.
its what i am.
can’t go a single
day without
fast food
pppffftttt
thank goodness for scented hand soap.
as a first post
my mind is blank at the moment
but i knew i had to create a page
for things that i wanted to share
when i thought of them
so with patience i will wait
but they will come soon enough
